Leapfrog the dog and run

In the Guardian last week there was a bunch of snippets from comedians performing at the Edinburgh Festival. There was one guy I particularly liked, his quotes went something like this:

I would just like to say to that old man on crutches in camouflage gear that nicked my wallet last week: you can hide but you can`t run!

Awkward isn`t it? When you are at a mosque and everyone`s praying and you`re a compulsive leapfrog player.

Some advice for you. If you are being chased by a police dog, don`t run up small ladders, through pipes and jump small walls. They`ve trained at that.