Mrs Haythornethwaite

Ah, Lee. It must be rather interesting to be in a country in mourning over the death of Euro 2004 hopes of glory. Shame Beckham. Empty Vassell. I can already see the headlines.

In case of fire, leave the city.

I've seen that Great Fire of London exhibition at the London Musuem and the one thing it teaches you is that fire is indiscriminate and bad. Fire is an evil in the world that is very happy to envelop the good christians of London. ALthough I did think it was rather unfair that they put the wrap on Mrs Haythornethwaite of InnerThigh Elephant & Castle who they claimed had let her chip lard catch a curtain. Forensic Fire Investigation can't have improved much in these few hundred years.